5 Dumbest Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund Money

March 14, 2011

The IRS claims that the average tax refund for individuals is almost $3,000. For many Americans, that is a windfall amount of money to receive, almost like a raise. While I don’t technically condone any of these ways to spend $3,000, I would love to hear stories if anyone has tried to do this!

 

spending money gambling1. Gambling

Have you ever thought about putting your entire tax refund on red or black. The glass-half-full says your odds of doubling your money is 50% (well, 48% because of those little green squares). Still, you could walk away with $6,000! One thing to consider: this could be the best 30 seconds or most agonizing 30 seconds of your life. Try to do it somewhere fun, maybe Las Vegas?

 

2. Booze

A windfall is the perfect opportunity to party! There is nothing better than going to the best nightclubs in town, getting bottle service, and racking up an out-of-control bar tab! Think The Hangover! If you want to blow it all on one bottle, try these out:

  • Barrique de Ponciano Porfido Tequila – $2,000 per bottle
  • 1957 Bowmore Scotch – $2,300 per bottle

3. A Pair of Jeans

The Guinness Book of World Records cites Gucci’s “Genius Jeans” as the most expensive pair of jeans in the world. And you thought buying a pair of $150 jeans at Nordstrom was expensive. You could also buy 150 regular pairs of $20 jeans at your local store. Eh…I’d rather be able to say I have the most expensive jeans ever made!

 

4. Dinner for Two at the 10 Most Expensive Restaurants in the World

If you want to savor great flavors from all around the world, you can eat a single meal for two at the ten most expensive restaurants in the world, not including airfare to get there. Here is how it would break down for each of you:

  1. most expensive restaurantsAragawa, Toyko, Japan – $368
  2. Alain Ducasse au Plaza Athenee, Paris, France – $231
  3. Gordon Ramsay, London, UK – $183
  4. Acquarello, Munich, Germany – $125
  5. Alberto Ciarla, Rome, Italy – $113
  6. Sushi Kaji, Toronto, Canada – $109
  7. Quece de Cheval Steak House, Monteal, Canada – $85
  8. El Amparo, Madrid, Spain – $70
  9. Whampoa Club, Shanghai, China – $63
  10. Boeucc, Milan, Italy – $62

Of course, this doesn’t include drinks or a tip. It is only the entree!

 

expensive fake ferrari5. Buy a Fake Ferrari

In the world of motorsports, there is almost nothing as expensive as a Ferrari. So what is a boy to do with his $3,000 tax refund? Buy a Pontiac Fiero, of course, and fix it up to look like a Ferrari! And all this can be done for just a hair over $3,000! Show this bad boy off to your friend!

 

Have you ever blown your tax refund or other windfall on something silly? Was it worth it?

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Ravi Gupta March 14, 2011 at 8:15 am

I couldn’t agree more. Those are terrible ways to spend your money, especially an interest free loan to the government. Unfortunately it seems like many Americans and for that matter people of the world are consumer driven. While I would like to think many people will pay off their debt or save for the future, I’m not holding my breath.

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Robert March 14, 2011 at 10:08 am

Americans are too consumer driven. That’s fine if you can afford it, but many can’t!

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Kevin @ Thousandaire.com March 14, 2011 at 8:55 am

Where did you get a picture of my car?

Unfortunately this doesn’t apply to me, as my refund was only $88

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Robert March 14, 2011 at 10:09 am

I found it by searching on Google “stupid car mods”.

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Jake Perius March 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I think it’s funny that people think of a tax return as a bonus. What many need to think about is the fact that they are giving you back money you gave them! So, technically, it should go back where it came from! But, sometimes receiving a check for $3000.00 is so awesome that people wanna go buy themselves something nice. What am I gonna do with mine?? iPad 2! Then save some.

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Haha, the better question is what would these people have done if Uncle Sam didn’t save their money all year from them? Would it have been saved in the first place?

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Jared Pabis March 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm

While you may have diverted me from buying a Fiero, and driving it to Vegas for some gambling and booze, I’m sure my “return” will be squandered on items that are equally as useless.

I had a bit of hope that they would reinstate the “stimulus check”, but apparently China’s economy is doing just fine without every American purchasing a LCD TV courtesy of the US treasury. I guess they were a little confused as to which economy needed to be stimulated when passing that bill.

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LifeAndMyFinances March 15, 2011 at 5:54 am

There are certainly some dumb ways to spend your tax refund dollars, but I was encouraged to find out that many citizens are putting their refund towards their debt. I think we are finally becoming responsible again! :)

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Yes, it is great to hear about people using the money correctly. Too bad the crazy stuff I mentioned seems to get more attention!

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Buck Inspire March 16, 2011 at 12:04 am

Great article. Gambling, jeans, expensive meals, that’s insane. But how could you say no to the Fiero mod? :)

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm

That’s a bad ass car!

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Squirrelers March 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm

What I find crazy is that some people aleady spend their tax refund before they even receive it. No self-control.

Personally, I like the idea of trying to save all of it. May not be possible for everyone, but that’s my goal – save 100% and spend 0%. Lock it away never to see the light of day again:)

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Never thought about it, but I also can’t believe that people actually get refund anticipation loans because they can’t wait to blow their refund. Insane!

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optionsdude March 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Now this is a pretty funny post and made me smile. You should follow up with 5 smartest ways to spend the refund.

Now the 150 pairs of $20 jeans might actually be a decent idea. Just don’t gain or lose any weight, and you would be set for life. Fifty years from now when inflation has caused the cost of those jeans to increase to $100, you would be feeling pretty smart. Not to mention, you would have the perfect look for the 2011 retro dance at the nursing home.

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Always thinking about investing huh? Do you think the IRS would consider jeans a commodity or a collectible at that point in time?

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Jason March 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm

My refund is almost enough to completely pay off all of my debt (I’m young and fortunately don’t have a ton), but I am paying off a lot of the debt and saving a good portion too, because I’d rather have a tiny bit of debt left and a much bigger emergency fund if anything comes up.

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Most realistic comment on this post so far! Good job in saving for an emergency fund!

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Corey April 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Dang, I’ve never had a refund before because of online poker winnings. I usually owe like $3000 or more each year :[

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Robert May 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm

I usually owe each year as well. I’d prefer not to give the IRS an interest free loan for an entire year.

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